I've been sick for a week and my Friday options are:
1. Watch the epic 3-plus-hour "Seven Samurai" on DVD, which UPS just dropped off on my doorstep.
2. Do my taxes.
3. Watch more "Lost" DVDs.
4. Twiddle my thumbs for 9 hours until the new episode "Battlestar Galactica" begins.
5. Do more laundry.
6. Quick-blog some random shit from the Internets.
Let's go with No. 6, in honor of BSG's Tricia Helfer!
In an exclusive Billboard interview, Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose speaks! Actually, he e-mails.
In the newest episode "Bizarre Foods," Andrew Zimmern eats a lot of testicles -- and sushi off a nude lady.
Former Vice President Cheney reminds us once again that even if he's no longer No. 2, he'll always be a Dick.
Speaking of public embarrassment, singer Jessica Simpson had a meltdown.
Speaking of meltdowns, actor Christian Bale issued a %#*@ apology, you amateur $@#&^*-sucker.
Morrissey popped up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to perform "Something is Squeezing My Skull." He did NOT have a meltdown.
This is a new diagram explaining the baseball metphors for making out. This is Abbott and Costello's classic "Who'sOn First?" skit. Got that?
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